Here is my entry for Friends Reunited:

After leaving school, met Che Guevara and rode round Latin America on a motorbike with him for several months. After Che was killed, fought in Vietnam (the character of Kurtz in Apocalyse Now is based on me). Then back to Latin America to work briefly with the Shining Path terrorist group in Peru, before abandoning them and working for five years as a drugs dealer in a Brazilian shanty town on the outskirts of Rio. Currently working as deputy branch manager of a pharmaceuticals company outside Halifax.

Oh, and by the way - beware of the Fat Man.

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